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<@Darren> i will recieve anal sex for the correct price

<swallowtail> me going out with a 5year old now would be rad

<+txico> ouch
<+txico> I just cut my nipple
<+txico> paper cut

<+txico> I'm spending valentines day with my mom, sister and cousin
<+txico> mom booked us in for lunch at Goodwood Prison

<@Blackwizard> you want a guy to give you a blowjob?
<@Darren> at this point
<@Darren> i don't give a fuck

<@Amphiptere> i got free driving lessons from copying porn for my instructor

*** viol8r changes topic to '<@sk8r_boy> Rambo, lynx is a farking cool browser, and quicker than those GUI crap.'
<@viol8r> That's classic
<@sk8r_boy> Tw, im simply asking a question
<@sk8r_boy> Tw : i cant ask a q without u critising.
<@Tw> sk8r_boy, dont try be leet with yer text browsers...
<@Tw> you piss me off.
<@viol8r> sk8r_boy : You telling me you are going to read your porn now?

<Dreamweaver> Do you get to kiss when you getting laid

<AramisII> even if u bow b4 me and beg for it on your knees ....i would let u perform oral sex on me
<Badangel> By askin me to suck u wile u piss in my mouth

<Coke> anyone good with seperating graphics?
<@Rambo> Yeah, I usually make folders for my porn and non-porn.
<@Coke> will u seperate something for me then plz?
<@Rambo> Just make two folders, and put your porn in one folder and the others in the other folder.
<@CuttingEdge> lol
<slappy> lol

<Badangel> Wat happens if i hve sex wit green eye contacts on,will my baby have green eyes?

<@Beautiful_soul> anyone here knows whats a punani

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<@Beautiful_soul> i must shave my knees

<+beautiful_soul> i wanna make a website dedicated to baLs rosy pink lips

<baL> i colonised ur mom last night
<Ergo_Sum> but i pillaged your mom
<Ergo_Sum> My trebuchet bombarded her palace with lumps of fury

<@Mephistopheles> lol
<@Mephistopheles> toe ek klein was
<@Mephistopheles> toe dog ek babas kom uit die ma se hol uit

<Mephorash> Night and day i troll irc looking for a female i could love

<galataLe> is whooping ass to: [The Almost - Say This Sooner (No One Will See Things The Way I Do)] :::
<galataLe> NOOOO ONE
<galataLe> WILL EVER SEE THINGS THE WAY I DO
<galataLe> NO ONE WILL TRY
<galataLe> ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THAT IM GONE
<galataLe> BUT I SWEAR
<galataLe> IM NOT
<baL> gay

<@Mephistopheles> Barack Obama is riding a double-digit poll lead on the eve of the New Hampshire primary, threatening another blow to Hillary Clinton.
<@Mephistopheles> oh yea
<@Delano> Hillary has always been threatened by blows.

&Niche: people who don't fill the time with sex
&Niche: go on
&Niche: rub it in
&Niche: salt?
&Curious: if he rubbed it in with semen
&Curious: i bet it would hurt a lot more
&someone_else: HAHAHA
&someone_else: rofl
&Niche: fuck off will

<@D> but it will be so funnay when i tell her kid that stuff
<Coke> ye he'll be like
<Coke> "so D, how'd u get to where u r now?"
<Coke> D: "well if u think fucking ur mother is part of my success then ur wrong"
<@D> haha
<@baL> LOL

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<@baL> \o/
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<@Rambo> /o\

<@baL> Give me a million now and if you're right I'll give you 20 million on judgement day
<@Kevorkian> oh please.
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<@baL> poeshy
<@Kevorkian> john 3:16 would be more fitting
<@baL> STEVE AUSTIN
<@baL> AWE
<@Kevorkian> no. thats austin 3:16
<@baL> SAME SHIT?
<@baL> 3:16 = 3:16
<@baL> equally valid before science
<@Kevorkian> you are a fool.
<@baL> you are a homosexual sir
<@Kevorkian> :) yes.
<@Kevorkian> my wife is male.
<@Kevorkian> how we produced a child is a miracle
<@baL> everyone makes sacrifices

<PiTBuLL> beer is sexzi
<PiTBuLL> smoke = gay
<baL> dude I had 1 bottle and 10 joints
<kronos> the worst is moshing when ppl mosh with beer cans and lit cigarettes
<baL> fuck im gay

<shpongleyes> trance is a way of life
<shpongleyes> it is source
<shpongleyes> energy
<shpongleyes> faith
<shpongleyes> it is beautiful and powerful
<shpongleyes> its psychadelic
<shpongleyes> u cant explain it
<shpongleyes> trance is a feeling
<shpongleyes> its love hate envy passion
<shpongleyes> its intense

<Silver-Acid> i kissed my doghs face earlier and to my horror she had just been eating her own poo :(
<Delano> Oh man
<Delano> That should be on bash.org
<Silver-Acid> :(

[3:36am] <@Sanoz0r> a normal person would be getting up in about 2 or 3 hrs ;/
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[5:47am] <@Acid[]Killer> morning queens

<Mike> Kentucky Freud Chicken
<Mike> It's Mother-fuckin' good.

(+ChittyBang) so this happened before school?
(&CrazYmonkeY) i took a shit in ur mothers mouth
—› quit: (ChittyBang) (Grok@SF-94062274.telkomadsl.co.za) (Quit:)

<@Frogbot> around 130000 police officers are going on strike on monday I think
<@Derek> wont that make a lot of criminalz happey
<@Frogbot> Im gonna buy like 10kg's of weed :D

<@|BLaDE|> cinnamon-> what did the jamaican preacher say to the boy that stole candy ?
<+cinnamon> no idea
<@|BLaDE|> cinnamon-> "REPent! ...Your a Cinnamon!"
<@D> haha

<@baL> http://stbweb02.stb.sun.ac.za/infoscience/
<@ianRG> there's a "DPhil Programme"
<@ianRG> Dr. Phil ?
<@baL> lol
<@baL> doctor of philosophy

<@Delano> I used to have fantasies of pulling down his clown pants
<@baL> oh my god
<@Delano> And muffing his orange pubic hair
<@Delano> Shaved into the M logo
<@Delano> And on his dick there's this tattoo that says "over 1,000,000 served!"

<+ebbtepid> The police report said the girl is between 18 and 24 months old.
<@D> man
<@D> how the fuck do you tell if a toddler is high?
<+ebbtepid> ;)
<@|BLaDE|> ...good fuckin question
<@Darren> it becomes over intelligent?
<@D> it runs for president?
<@|BLaDE|> lol
<@Darren> starts speaking mexican
<@Darren> there are a number of ways to know
<@D> so it was a smart, mexican presidential candidate
<@Darren> That pretty much sums up someone high on cocaine
<@D> rofl
<@|BLaDE|> Hahhaaa

<&CrazYmonkeY> i was so jux
<&CrazYmonkeY> wanted to stick my winky in evry hole
<&CrazYmonkeY> guy in our grade

<@|BLaDE|> hwats the Hex value for pink!!
<@baL> #FFAAFF
<@Rambo> #FFAAGG

<&midkemia> cous im allowed to retasrd
<&midkemia> retared

<baL> Court Drops Charges Against Saddam for Deaths of Kurds When Trial Resumes After Hanging
<baL> how the hell
<wombletoo> baL, was another charge, not the one he was hanged for
<t0r> I say reanimate his ashes and make him stand trial!
<wombletoo> then hang his urn

<Hairbo> u are the fucking retard that cant read properly
<Hairbo> go back to scholl
<Hairbo> scool

<raverboy|> i dont care who the guy knows people i know will fuck hes ass, then he will cry like baby

<baL> I'm teh high
<baL> w0rd
<Apollo> help me be the high
<Apollo> *teh
<Apollo> soz

<+Psychotic> anyone here good with SQL
<@Rambo> select user_nick from #webdesign where user_status='idiot';
<@Rambo> Rows returned:
<@Rambo> 1 | Psychotic
<+Psychotic> bitch
<+Psychotic> :D

<+Flossie> midkemia,
<+Flossie> hacker
<&midkemia> ?
<&midkemia> what
<&midkemia> me
<+Flossie> nvm
<&midkemia> ?
<&midkemia> huh
<&midkemia> dude
<&midkemia> dont call me a hacker
<&midkemia> and say nvm

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<&midkemia> sigh KC is to full of himself
<&midkemia> mayb he doesnt realise i dont take shit from no one...
<&midkemia> mayb cous im 6"4

<@BucknutS> getting ready for tomoz
<@BucknutS> going cpt for 1 night
<@BucknutS> long weekend
<@DirkieUys> work ?
<@BucknutS> going to look at a place
<@BucknutS> me n raven
<@DirkieUys> k
<@DirkieUys> nice
<@BucknutS> so ja , work sort of
<@DirkieUys> feed ure kids b4 u go
<@BucknutS> ok
<@DirkieUys> and leave a tap running
<@DirkieUys> :P
<@BucknutS> ya
<@BucknutS> we got a 20kg biscuits
<@DirkieUys> thats what i do
<@BucknutS> normally lasts
<@DirkieUys> lol

<raverboy|> i was laughing myself silly last night at this other dj wanting to play with me